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Two hunters in deer camp woke up in the middle of the night. “Look at the stars… what a splendor,” said one hunter. “Yeah but what do you think happened to our tent?” said the other.

The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season.
Our pastor asked who had bagged a deer.
No one raised a hand.
Puzzled, the pastor said, "I don't get it.
Last Sunday many of you said you were were unable to make service because of hunting season.
I had the whole congregation pray for your deer." One hunter groaned, "Well, it worked.
They're all safe."

Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting.
Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all.
How come?
The hunters were a man, his son and his grandson.

Two Canadian hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting.
They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT" so they went home.

Five doctors went duck hunting one day. Included in the group were a general practice (GP) physician, a paediatrician, a psychiatrist, a surgeon and a pathologist.

After a time, a bird came winging overhead. The first to react was the GP who raised his shotgun, but then hesitated. "I'm not quite sure it's a duck," he said, "I think that I will have to get a second opinion." And of course by that time, the bird was long gone.

Another bird appeared in the sky thereafter. This time, the paediatrician drew a bead on it. He too, however, was unsure if it was really a duck in his sights and besides, it might have babies. "I'll have to do some more investigations," he muttered, as the creature made good its escape.

Next to spy a bird flying was the sharp-eyed psychiatrist. Shotgun shouldered, he was more certain of his intended prey's identity. "Now, I know it's a duck, but does it know it's a duck?" The fortunate bird disappeared while the fellow wrestled with this dilemma.

Finally, a fourth fowl sped past and this time the surgeon's weapon pointed skywards. BOOM!! The surgeon lowered his smoking gun and turned nonchalantly to the pathologist beside him. "Go see if that was a duck, will you?"

Two men went bear hunting.
While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear.
He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it.
The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.
He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step.
Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat.
Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.
The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another!"

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?
A hunter lies in wait.
A fisherman waits and lies.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?
A golden receiver!

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
"Quack!
Quack!
Quack!"

An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog.
His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck.
Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.
He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, the eternal pessimist who refused to be impressed with anything.
This, surely, would impress him.
He invited him to hunt with him and his new dog.
As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by.
they fired, and a duck fell.
The dog responded and jumped into the water.
The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet.
This continued all day long; each time a duck fell, the dog walked across the surface of the water to retrieve it.
The pessimist watched carefully, saw everything, but did not say a single word.
On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?" "I sure did," responded the pessimist.
"He can't swim."

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?
A hunter lies in wait.
A fisherman waits and lies.

Two Canadian hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting.
They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT" so they went home.

Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs.
That evening one hunter, Sam, returned to camp alone toting a 12 point buck.
"Where's George?" one of the men asked, noticing that Sam had returned alone.
"He's about 6 miles back.
He tripped and broke his ankle.
I left him there 'cause I figured ain't nobody 'bout to steal him."

The Best Hunting Jokes Ever?

Probably not but they made me laugh.

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